Whoever invented the phrase “reinvent the wheel” should be taken out behind a barn and run over by something large with wheels.
One of modern church’s greatest dangers is trying to be “edgy” and “attractive” rather than relevant and loving.
I have a friend visiting Oskar Schindler’s factory in Krakow today. I’m thinking of her. I haven’t been able to watch Schindler’s List a second time, it was so devastating to me at the first viewing.
My sixteen year-old son asked me yesterday, “Did you ever have an uncontrollable urge to grab a badger and hit Theodore Roosevelt with it?”
Today, Ferris Bueller and Sloane Peterson could very well be grandparents…
There is NOOOOOOOOOOOO Rule Six.
Tommy Schlamme and Tony Iommi are not the same person. One plays guitar for Black Sabbath, while the other has a silly name.
Babette’s Feast is probably the best film about gluttony Denmark’s ever made.
Good Lord! I’ve heard about this… cat juggling! Could there be a God that would let this happen?
I have paper-wrapped chopsticks in my cubicle at work. You never know when I might need to eat noodles.
Morning drink: black coffee. Afternoon drink: Coke Zero. But today there was no Coke Zero in the cafeteria. It had been replaced with Grape Crush. This is NOT an acceptable substitute.
Does anyone but me remember The Banana Splits Show, or was it a deranged figment of my childhood imagination?
My sons insist that if you try to divide by zero, it could create a black hole and destroy the known universe. Who knew my high school algebra skills were so important…?
A diminutive of Harry is Hal. Until today, I wasn’t aware that a diminutive of Sarah was Sally. Personally, if I were a woman and had a choice, I’d go by Sarah. Speaking of which – do people still say they’ll “sally forth” these days? if so, huzzah to you!
I’ve cooked with semolina and I’m not afraid to admit it.
Hairy Earwax is a great name for your next grunge band. Trust me on this.
Virginia celebrates Lee-Jackson Day (in memory of Generals Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson) on the Friday before Martin Luther King Day. State buildings (and some banks) are closed on this day.
Jada Pinkett and Will Smith divorced today, citing infidelities. Apparently their hair isn’t all the family had been whipping back and forth.