My unique take on what every woman should know about men.
I’ve put a lot of thought into the matter recently, when a friend asked me why men are so vaguely annoying in so many specific ways. Here’s the best answer I could give her.
- We’re insanely stupid. Our whole life philosophy can be summed up in the words “see a hole and you can bet we’ll be sticking a finger inside of it, just on principle…”
- We like it more than we say we do, but because of our limited vocabulary we probably couldn’t articulate it anyhow. And “it” – by it, I mean *everything*. and by more, I mean “inside our bum.”
- I think as a gender, we’re all ADHD. “Ooh look! a nipple! Ooh look! another nipple! Oooh look! there’s a nipple!”
Yet, oddly, all 3 times, it was the same nipple, but we blinked in between sightings.
A nipple that, if I may, we liked a lot more than we say we do. A nipple that, if it had a hole, we’d be compelled to stick our finger into.
So, the next time you find yourself asking “why the *world* would he scratch his ear with his car key?” Just thank your lucky stars it’s our *ear* we’re scatching.
Hope this helps, ladies. I know you’re thanking me, guys 😀